2011 CANSA Shavathon

The 2011 CANSA Shavathon is happening this weekend on 5 March and this will be the fourth year that I am volunteering.  Each year I meet awesome and inspiring people with brilliant stories to tell. 

Sign up and Volunteer to shave or spray hair for cancer at a shopping centre nearest you. 

You know you want to...


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And the Oscar goes to...

Oh I know its all about the films, but I just love the fashions of the red carpet too.

Sandra Bullock, Natalie Portman (is that a baby bump?), Halle Berry
Gorgeous Nicole Kidman
Adorable Reece Witherspoon

and the Big Disasters

Some Oscar Quotes

1. “I just got a text message from Charlie Sheen.” - James Franco dressed in drag as Marilyn Monroe.

2. “Bloody hell... what the hell am I doing here.” - The Fighter actor Christian Bale after winning Best Supporting Actor.

3. “My father always said I would be a late bloomer, I believe I am the oldest person to win this award,” he said. (He was born in 1937). - David Seidler of The King’s Speech after winning Best Screenplay.

4. “I thought it would be nice to celebrate film rather than fashion.” – Helena Bonham Carter on the red carpet.

5. “I have a feeling my career has just peaked.” - Colin Firth winning his first Oscar for The King’s Speech.

6. "Just have fun and find the bar as quickly as you can."— Kevin Spacey’s advice for tonight’s nominees.

7. “I've got sort of a complex with my bum, so I sort of thought I'd make it even bigger." — Helena Bonham Carter on her choice of dress for the evening.”

8. “Oh my gosh, you’re all real!” — Oscars host Anne Hathaway, greeting the audience at the start of the show.

9. “You’re much more beautiful than you were in ‘The Fighter.’” — Presenter Kirk Douglas to Best Supporting Actress Melissa Leo.

10. “When I watched Kate [Winslet] two years ago, it looked so fucking easy.” — Melissa Leo, dropping the F-Word while accepting her gong.

Liquid Diet Starts Today

Going to try to do this for at least 5 days.  I'm gonna try 7 days though as I have put on 6kg since I've stopped smoking.

  1. Decide on how long you would like your diet to last. Some people do a liquid diet 1 day per week. Beginners often set their goal between 3 to 7 days.
  2. Make sure the time span you choose for your liquid diet does not conflict with impending stressful situations. During a liquid diet, one should be in a relative state of rest.
  3. Shop for your liquid diet supplies. You will need plenty of fresh fruit, fresh vegetables, herbal teas, and water. While on this diet, food quality matters very much. Since your nutrition intake will be limited, it is important that what you do put in your body has the most nutrition possible and little or no chemicals. For this reason, I suggest you consume only organic products.
  4. Water should be your main liquid on this diet, 8 glasses at least. You should consume no more than 3 glasses of freshly juiced fruits and/or vegetables in one day. Try to consume more vegetable juice and broth than fruit juice. Vegetables contain more digestive enzymes and will help you along your diet better. Sip herbal teas all day, no limit. Do not use any type of sweetener.
  5. Fill your thermos type containers with juice or broth when you know you will be out. Always take juice or broth with you to avoid emergency situations. Set yourself up for success.
  6. Strenuous exercise is NOT part of a liquid diet. It is a good idea to take long walks at a regular pace, but do not attempt to break a sweat. The body should be at rest during this type of diet.
  7. At the end of your liquid diet, it will be important for you to pace yourself back on to solid foods slowly and over the course of a few days. Begin with soups and cooked vegetables. Gradually add whole grains and fruit. Heavy foods that are difficult to digest, like meats and dairy (cheeses) should come last, if at all.

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Monday Male - Through a Bloke's Eyes

My Main Man, El Jefe who has an award winning blog (just like mine, of course) has agreed to become a regular Guest Blogger over here. 

What do you think aboot that? 

Are you as excited as I am?  Not yet?  You will be.   

I think he's fucking hysterical and I'm sure you'll love him too. 

Originally from Ames, Iowa, El Jefe is currently a Spanish and ELL teacher in Iowa coaching football (aka soccer) and basketball.   He's a family man who likes to run, play soccer, read, play the guitar, write songs, and lounge around the house in his boxers. 

Go visit over at El Blog de Steve.

From a Guy’s Point of View…

My buddy and I were talking this week and, as usual, we got to talking about women.  We came to the conclusion that there are a lot of guys on the internet that write about relationships, they act like they know the opposite sex or think they can explain them . I think it is all crap, that these guys don't know the first thing about women. I have dated a lot of women, been around them for most of my life, and I would never say I am an expert on women.  I don't think any guy can.  
Today though I will set a few things straight and explain some undeniable FACTS about the fairer gender.

Women don't poop

I have never seen a woman “lay a log”, nor have I ever heard one express the fact that they got the "green splats."  I bet there is some scientific research out there that says women don't produce any excrement and also don't fart. (sidenote: because of this you can no longer refer to a women's ass as a Hershey highway and you absolutely cannot refer to yourself as her personal brown eyed master.) 

Women like it when you say, "You are just like your mother."

There is no way to end an argument better, she will instantly be happy and will agree with anything you say after that.  If she replies that she will, "cut your willie off for saying that" she is just playing around, but make sure you hide any cutlery in the home just to be on the safe side.
Dutch Ovens are an acceptable, no wait, preferred form of foreplay
Women like the way men smell, this is just a natural extension of this theory. Try it tonight, I am sure she will stay under the covers and not come up for air for a long time.

A casual reminder that a pair of jeans makes her ass look fat is considered to be very helpful

In order to look out for your woman, make sure you let her know, without her asking, that she looks fat in a pair of jeans. They will appreciate you looking out for them.  She may be mad at first, but then she will realize that you are protecting her and actually paying attention to her.  Brownie points galore for this one. 

The most romantic thing you can do after a night of drinking with your friends is to…-

Sneak into the bedroom, take off your pants, and tap her on her forehead with your willie saying, "Mr. Wiggly wants to play." There isn't a more romantic way to wake a woman up, 9 out of 10 women escorts surveyed agree! 

There you have it guys! Make sure you employ this knowledge and these techniques as soon as possible for a happier and healthier relationship. Ladies, there is no need to thank me, I have given you a voice that you have so longed to have

Kaylin's Birthday Celebration

Kaylin's birthday celebrations continued today at Spur with lunch with the family.   There was cake, singing, laughs and presents.

Kaylink your Mum and Dad love you very much!!  Stay as adorable and fiesty as you are.

Blowing Out Candles

Cake Sparkler
Time for Prezzies!
More Prezzies

I had to throw this one in.  Before we went to lunch we went to the supermarket and we came across this check-out lady who was wearing the worse wig I'd ever seen and I HAD to take a sneaky snap of her.
Megan in the supermarket playing silly buggers


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Yesit's Rex the Dinosaur from the Toy Story movie - click on him and his image will open full size - then print him (press Control and the letter P on your keyboard) and get ready to color him in :)

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Justin Bieber chops his mop or mopped his chop?

Teeny Weeny Justin Bieber lost thousands of followers on Facebook and 80 000 Tweeters recently because the Squealing Chop chopped his mop off..bye-bye bangs hello "mature" look.

"Yeah so it's true...I got a lil haircut...i like it...and we are giving all the hair cut to CHARITY to auction. Details coming soon" 

Before and After

February 2010 even shorter
What do you think? 

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Happy 5th Birthday Kaylin

So our KK is having a birthday weekend!  We'll celebrate her real birthday on Sunday at Spur with more cake and family.

The Birthday Girl with her Birthday Crown

Celebrating with her school friends

Lets P-A-R-T-Y

Bring on the Milk Tart Shooters!!!

What you will need:
2L bottle (of your choice)
2 Tins Condensed Milk
1 Tin Ideal Milk (although some people add two)
1 bottle of vodka (of your choice - just remember the cheaper the vodka the nastier the hangover )
Cinnamon for sprinkling on top of shot

How to make the Milk Tart Shot:
In a clean 2-litter bottle, add the vodka, Condensed milk and the ideal milk. Shake bottle well. Pore contents into desired amount of tote glasses, sprinkle cinnamon on top, to taste. Serve chilled or at room temperature. Place remaining bottle in fridge or back in cooler box. Cheers!

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Preschool Coloring Pages : Alphabet Alphabook Y

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Its Happening....It's Here.... Fawk You Friday!

Go say hi and see her heels

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$135 Louboutins

My Iron Fist Slip on Hooker Heels $45

These are bed heels only....

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Yeah its Homemakers Expo show time...and I probably won't get to blog much until next week so thats my Fuck You Friday for the week.  I give you the Fuck You Song to sing a long with.

Still love y'all.

Homemakers Expo at the Coca Cola Dome

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