Valentine Basic Heart Coloring Page

Today's Coloring Page:

Valentine Basic Heart Coloring PageMore Valentine's Day Crafts

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Lets Build a Home

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Funnny Valentine Coloring Pages

Funnny Valentine Coloring Pages

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Valentine Bows Coloring Pages

Valentine Bows Coloring Pages

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Never Underestimate the Power of BullShit

Interesting Fact #1

A bull calf with high genetic potential may be reared for breeding purposes. It may be kept by a dairy farm as a herd bull, to provide natural breeding for the herd cows. A bull may service up to 50 or 60 cows during a breeding season. That's a lot of rumpy pumpy! 

Interesting Fact #2

Any more and the sperm count will decline, leading to cows "returning to service" (to be bred again).  More Fucking!  A herd bull may only stay for one season since over two years old their temperament becomes too unpredictable.  Only two years and you're out!

Bull calves intended for breeding commonly are bred on specialised dairy breeding farms, not production farms. These farms are the major source of stocks for artificial insemination.

So why is this Fucker selling them on Kalahari Ads for R160?? Does it really matter that they've "had enough colostrum"? Perhaps they've only got three legs...

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HERE ARE THREE COLORING PAGES OF FAIRIES

THEY'RE NOT INVITATIONS PER SE - BUT I THOUGHT I'D PUT THEM HERE FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE A BIRTHDAY OR A PARTY COMING UP

They are cute, beautiful...pretty... and it is difficult to choose which one is best! Click on the image you like the most and it will open full size - then press CONTROL and the letter P on your keyboard to print it - you can print 1, 2 or 30 of them - it's free!



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Kids Valentine Coloring Pages

Kids Valentine Coloring Pages

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Apple Heart Valentine Coloring Pages

Apple Heart Valentine Coloring Pages

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A Friend In Need....Bloggers Conference

A brilliant blogger, Kelley over at Magneto to Bold has been begged asked invited to speak at the Aussie Bloggers Conference.  How about that for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?! 

However, this ol' girl needs some sponsors ... go on give a few coins to the ol' lass.  Every dollar helps right?

I wish we had a South African Bloggers Conference.  Anyone know anyone who could organise such an event for 2011?

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Potholes!!

Johannesburg is riddled with potholes!Especially with all the rain we've been having over the last few months, they seem to pop up everywhere and they just get bigger and bigger over time.  We have two outside our house which started off as something relatively small and its now grown into a full blown Monster Pothole.Looking out on to the road from our drive way.  Thats the small one.We cringe when drivers speed down our road and we hear "Kaplonk!" and there goes another person's tyre or rim.  Our pothole is doing so much damage.Standing in the road looking down our streetthe Monster Potholeto show you its size with my size 4 shoe next to it.  There are a couple of local websites to report your potholes. Motorists can report potholes in several ways. There are two websites, http://www.leadsa.co.za/ or http://www.potholebrigade.co.za/. You can call *120*1551# on a cellphone and follow the instructions on the screen (normal MMS tariffs apply) or type potholebrigade.mobi on your cellphone.Potholes can also be reported at roads@aasa.co.za

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Valentine Car Coloring Pages

Valentine Car Coloring Pages

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Valentine Hearts Coloring Pages

Valentine Hearts Coloring Pages

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Rockin' It Saturday

Rock It, Jack!

Love the slide guitar...

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The Best Valentine Card Coloring Pages

The Best Valentine Card Coloring Pages

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TANGLED RAPUNZEL FREE PRINTABLE INVITATION

Princess Coloring Pages brings you the cutest Tangled party invitation EVER!!  I love this invite - as soon as I saw the picture of Rapunzel I thought - I must turn that into an invite - so click on the image and it will open nice and big - then either save to your PC or print. This invite is FREE - no need to register or subscribe to some silly emailing list - just click and print...If you would like some coloring pictures to go with this invite - perhaps to give out with your party favor bags (goody bags if you're in the UK or AUST)  then click on this text here...

Tangled colouring pages

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Rose Hearts Valentine Coloring Pages

Rose Hearts Valentine Coloring Pages

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Conversations With Megan

Megan has just turned eight.  We had the following conversation last night.Megan:  There's a boy teasing me in my class.  He's calling me "Sweetie Pie" but all sarcastic.Me:  Do you know what sarcastic means?Megan:  Yes!  Like when you say "Oh yeah you look great" when you know they don't.Me :  Yeah, like that. (Sarcasm is rife in our house - my kids had to learn to deal with it and understand it very early in life) Me:  *Gives the usual confidence booster/bully speech* Don't let anyone get to you, Megan.  He's the silly little boy for calling you names.  Insult  him back!  Thinking of something to say to him that will make him think twice about coming back and annoying you.Megan:  What do I say?Me:  Tell him to talk to the hand, hold up your hand like this, give a bit of the old attitude, then call him a Silly Little Boy.  Boys your age detest to be called silly and little and boys.  Megan:  Oh! *pondering*....Mum, do me a favour...Me:  Sure, Megan...Megan:  Lick my bum and tell me what flavour it is.  Next Please! *holding the palm on her hand up with ATTITUDE*Me :  WHAT?!!Megan very quickly:  Like that mum?Me : *laughing my arse off*  Yeah just like that Megan.With much disapproval from her Daddy...Daddy:  You can't say that!Me:  Why not?!  That little bugger is calling my baby ugly names!  He deserves some attitude and an insult or two.Daddy:  What if there's a teacher nearby. Then you'll be punished.Megan whispering to me :  I still think its funny *giggle*So did I...This is what The Boerewors suggested: WHATEVERLOSER

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I'm no model and I'm okay with that because I really don't want to look like a Whippet or a Skank Ass Ho - 55

Its Freaky Friday

Lets get Jiggy

Put yer party had on and

Dance

Dance

Dance

Wiggle your bum and shimmy those shoulders

Grab a partner, girate a pose and smouler

A glass of wine should help the mood along

Some funky music to sing-a-long

Yeah its Friday

And its

P-A-R-T-Y

time.

Lets rock it, Fuckers!

Go ahead and offend as many skanks with these Bizarre T-shirts or Foul-Mouthed T-shirts.

I could totally work ANY of these bitches...

10 bucks for this one

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Valentine Heart of Hearts Coloring Page

Today's Coloring Page:

Valentine Heart of Hearts Coloring Page

More Great Valentine Coloring Pages & Crafts

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BARBIE PRINCESS COLORING PAGE

Princess Coloring Pages brings you a lovely picture to color of Barbie as a Princess - to print it simply click on the picture to see it full size - then print. Get your favourite crayons now and enjoy coloring it in.

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Hearts and Flowers Valentine Coloring Pages

Hearts and Flowers Valentine Coloring Pages

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La-Dee-Fuckin-Da its Oscar time again!

Oscar Nominations for 2011 Academy Awards are in and surprise, surprise one film dominates as usual to make it the most boring Awards Ceremony eva!

So be sure to tune in to the most predictable show on earth on the 27th of February 2011

After winning practically every award in its path, The Social Network is a lock for a nomination, and will probably win Best Picture, as well. The only film standing in its way is 'The King's Speech,' which just made an impressive showing at the BAFTA nominations and is classic Oscar bait. 

Wouldn't it be nice to watch ONE Oscars Ceremony and NOT know what is going to happen?

Tara Reid flashs a bit of nip



We watch, anticipating one of our much-loved celebrities to trip over her Versace gown and Jimmy Choos (that she got for fucking free) and perhaps flash a glance of her knickers down the 500 foot red carpet or fumble and make a complete hash of her acceptance speech and make us giggle.  We wait for the Famous Fuck Ups because that's the only entertaining thing about the over-rated annual Ceremony.

Just imagine sitting through a fucking 25 hour show with pimped-up, moist-eyed celebrities thanking their husbands, mothers and dogs for supporting them and displaying their acting technique by performing on stage to be all surprised when their name is called.  It's so fucking fake!

Switch it up a bit, Oscar ol' man! Do something different!  I'll bet you a month's salary that its the same 6000 boring old members that vote every year?

No wonder it never fucking changes - break the boring tradition......show us some more tits 'n ass!

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Special Gift for Valentine Coloring Pages

Special Gift for Valentine Coloring Pages

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TANGLED COLORING SHEETS OF RAPUNZEL - FREE AND PRINTABLE

Princess Coloring Pages brings you two more Tangled coloring images that are free and printable - no cost at all and you don't need to join or subscribe to this page or any silly mailing lists!

Just click on the image you like best and it will open full size - then simply save to your PC or print. These are great coloring pages to give out as favors at your party and if you need free Tangled party invitations - then make sure you click on these words ' Free Tangled party invites '

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TANGLED COLORING PAGES OF RAPUNZEL

 

 

These Rapunzel coloring sheets from the Disney movie Tangled are great - if you're having a birthday party soon, these coloring pages would be great to add to the party favors you give away - especially if your party is going to have a Tangled theme.  If you need a Tangled party invitation that is free and printable, make sure you click here and you can print however many you need for no cost.

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FREE PRINTABLE RAPUNZEL PARTY INVITATION FROM TANGLED

Have you seen the Disney movie Tangled yet? The one starring Rapunzel, the bandit Flynn Ryder, her pet chameleon  Pascal and Maximus the horse? Here is a great, free, Tangled birthday party invitation that is fun and printable and shows Rapunzel.Simply click on the image and it will open full size - it's nice and big so you could even print it on to an A4 piece of paper if you wanted to and it would still look nice and sharp. Print however many you need for the number of guests you are inviting.If you would like to make a 3D paper craft of Pascal the chameleon click on the image below and it will take you to the Disney page where you can open and print the PDF document.

Before you go, make sure you watch this cute video of pascal, Rapunzel's pet chameleon in Tangled. Oh and if you'd like some Tangled coloring pages for your party (maybe you can hand them out with your favors) you can find Tangled coloring pictures  by clicking here.

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DISNEY'S TANGLED PRINTABLE PARTY INVITATION - FREE

Princess Coloring Pages brings you this free and very cute printable Tangled birthday party invitation. Just click on the image and it will open full size - then print however many copies you need for your birthday party guests.

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TANGLED COLORING PAGES OF DISNEY'S PRINCESS RAPUNZEL

Here are five coloring pages from Disney's latest movie, Tangled - Tangled is basically the story of Rapunzel which is about a  long-haired Princess who has spent her whole  life in a tower. But  when she falls in love with a highway robber ( a bandit called Flynn Ryder ) who was passing by, Rapunzel  must venture into the outside world for the first time to find him.  

 

The Disney movie Tangled is the latest to feature a princess - I hope you enjoy these coloring pages

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