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Liquid Diet Starts Today
Monday Male - Through a Bloke's Eyes
What do you think aboot that?
Are you as excited as I am? Not yet? You will be.
Originally from Ames, Iowa, El Jefe is currently a Spanish and ELL teacher in Iowa coaching football (aka soccer) and basketball. He's a family man who likes to run, play soccer, read, play the guitar, write songs, and lounge around the house in his boxers.
Go visit over at El Blog de Steve.
From a Guy’s Point of View…
My buddy and I were talking this week and, as usual, we got to talking about women. We came to the conclusion that there are a lot of guys on the internet that write about relationships, they act like they know the opposite sex or think they can explain them . I think it is all crap, that these guys don't know the first thing about women. I have dated a lot of women, been around them for most of my life, and I would never say I am an expert on women. I don't think any guy can.
Today though I will set a few things straight and explain some undeniable FACTS about the fairer gender.
Women don't poop
I have never seen a woman “lay a log”, nor have I ever heard one express the fact that they got the "green splats." I bet there is some scientific research out there that says women don't produce any excrement and also don't fart. (sidenote: because of this you can no longer refer to a women's ass as a Hershey highway and you absolutely cannot refer to yourself as her personal brown eyed master.)
Women like it when you say, "You are just like your mother."
There is no way to end an argument better, she will instantly be happy and will agree with anything you say after that. If she replies that she will, "cut your willie off for saying that" she is just playing around, but make sure you hide any cutlery in the home just to be on the safe side.
Dutch Ovens are an acceptable, no wait, preferred form of foreplay
Women like the way men smell, this is just a natural extension of this theory. Try it tonight, I am sure she will stay under the covers and not come up for air for a long time.
A casual reminder that a pair of jeans makes her ass look fat is considered to be very helpful
In order to look out for your woman, make sure you let her know, without her asking, that she looks fat in a pair of jeans. They will appreciate you looking out for them. She may be mad at first, but then she will realize that you are protecting her and actually paying attention to her. Brownie points galore for this one.
The most romantic thing you can do after a night of drinking with your friends is to…-
Sneak into the bedroom, take off your pants, and tap her on her forehead with your willie saying, "Mr. Wiggly wants to play." There isn't a more romantic way to wake a woman up, 9 out of 10 women escorts surveyed agree!
There you have it guys! Make sure you employ this knowledge and these techniques as soon as possible for a happier and healthier relationship. Ladies, there is no need to thank me, I have given you a voice that you have so longed to have
Kaylin's Birthday Celebration
Justin Bieber chops his mop or mopped his chop?
Teeny Weeny Justin Bieber lost thousands of followers on Facebook and 80 000 Tweeters recently because the Squealing Chop chopped his mop off..bye-bye bangs hello "mature" look.
"Yeah so it's true...I got a lil haircut...i like it...and we are giving all the hair cut to CHARITY to auction. Details coming soon"
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| Before and After |
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| February 2010 even shorter |
What do you think?
Happy 5th Birthday Kaylin
My Wee Peanut is turning 5 on Sunday and yesterday I let her take cupcakes to school for all her wee friends (32 of them to be exact). I was on strict instructions to get her Mickey Mouse Clubhouse cup cakes. Here's what they looked like thanx to Corrie at Cocojo, not only did them look amazing, but they tasted divine too!!!
So our KK is having a birthday weekend! We'll celebrate her real birthday on Sunday at Spur with more cake and family.
The Birthday Girl with her Birthday Crown
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| Celebrating with her school friends |
Bring on the Milk Tart Shooters!!!
What you will need:
2L bottle (of your choice)
2 Tins Condensed Milk
1 Tin Ideal Milk (although some people add two)
1 bottle of vodka (of your choice - just remember the cheaper the vodka the nastier the hangover )
Cinnamon for sprinkling on top of shot
How to make the Milk Tart Shot:
In a clean 2-litter bottle, add the vodka, Condensed milk and the ideal milk. Shake bottle well. Pore contents into desired amount of tote glasses, sprinkle cinnamon on top, to taste. Serve chilled or at room temperature. Place remaining bottle in fridge or back in cooler box. Cheers!
2L bottle (of your choice)
2 Tins Condensed Milk
1 Tin Ideal Milk (although some people add two)
1 bottle of vodka (of your choice - just remember the cheaper the vodka the nastier the hangover )
Cinnamon for sprinkling on top of shot
How to make the Milk Tart Shot:
In a clean 2-litter bottle, add the vodka, Condensed milk and the ideal milk. Shake bottle well. Pore contents into desired amount of tote glasses, sprinkle cinnamon on top, to taste. Serve chilled or at room temperature. Place remaining bottle in fridge or back in cooler box. Cheers!
Its Happening....It's Here.... Fawk You Friday!
Friday is Heels Day....fuck it, every day is heels day but today is Friday's Shoegasm over at Boobies.
Go say hi and see her heels
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| $135 Louboutins |
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| My Iron Fist Slip on Hooker Heels $45 |
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| These are bed heels only.... |
Yeah its Homemakers Expo show time...and I probably won't get to blog much until next week so thats my Fuck You Friday for the week. I give you the Fuck You Song to sing a long with.
Still love y'all.
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| Homemakers Expo at the Coca Cola Dome |
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| Decor on a Buget stand |
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