Today's Coloring Page:
Never Underestimate the Power of BullShit
A bull calf with high genetic potential may be reared for breeding purposes. It may be kept by a dairy farm as a herd bull, to provide natural breeding for the herd cows. A bull may service up to 50 or 60 cows during a breeding season. That's a lot of rumpy pumpy!
Interesting Fact #2
Any more and the sperm count will decline, leading to cows "returning to service" (to be bred again). More Fucking! A herd bull may only stay for one season since over two years old their temperament becomes too unpredictable. Only two years and you're out!
Bull calves intended for breeding commonly are bred on specialised dairy breeding farms, not production farms. These farms are the major source of stocks for artificial insemination.
So why is this Fucker selling them on Kalahari Ads for R160?? Does it really matter that they've "had enough colostrum"? Perhaps they've only got three legs...
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A Friend In Need....Bloggers Conference
A brilliant blogger, Kelley over at Magneto to Bold has been
However, this ol' girl needs some sponsors ... go on give a few coins to the ol' lass. Every dollar helps right?
I wish we had a South African Bloggers Conference. Anyone know anyone who could organise such an event for 2011?
Potholes!!
Johannesburg is riddled with potholes!
Especially with all the rain we've been having over the last few months, they seem to pop up everywhere and they just get bigger and bigger over time. We have two outside our house which started off as something relatively small and its now grown into a full blown Monster Pothole.
Especially with all the rain we've been having over the last few months, they seem to pop up everywhere and they just get bigger and bigger over time. We have two outside our house which started off as something relatively small and its now grown into a full blown Monster Pothole.
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| Looking out on to the road from our drive way. Thats the small one. |
We cringe when drivers speed down our road and we hear "Kaplonk!" and there goes another person's tyre or rim. Our pothole is doing so much damage.
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| Standing in the road looking down our street |
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| the Monster Pothole |
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| to show you its size with my size 4 shoe next to it. |
There are a couple of local websites to report your potholes.
Motorists can report potholes in several ways. There are two websites, http://www.leadsa.co.za/ or http://www.potholebrigade.co.za/. You can call *120*1551# on a cellphone and follow the instructions on the screen (normal MMS tariffs apply) or type potholebrigade.mobi on your cellphone.Potholes can also be reported at roads@aasa.co.za
TANGLED RAPUNZEL FREE PRINTABLE INVITATION
Conversations With Megan
I'm no model and I'm okay with that because I really don't want to look like a Whippet or a Skank Ass Ho - 55
La-Dee-Fuckin-Da its Oscar time again!
Oscar Nominations for 2011 Academy Awards are in and surprise, surprise one film dominates as usual to make it the most boring Awards Ceremony eva!
So be sure to tune in to the most predictable show on earth on the 27th of February 2011
After winning practically every award in its path, The Social Network is a lock for a nomination, and will probably win Best Picture, as well. The only film standing in its way is 'The King's Speech,' which just made an impressive showing at the BAFTA nominations and is classic Oscar bait.
Wouldn't it be nice to watch ONE Oscars Ceremony and NOT know what is going to happen?
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| Tara Reid flashs a bit of nip |
We watch, anticipating one of our much-loved celebrities to trip over her Versace gown and Jimmy Choos (that she got for fucking free) and perhaps flash a glance of her knickers down the 500 foot red carpet or fumble and make a complete hash of her acceptance speech and make us giggle.
We wait for the Famous Fuck Ups because that's the only entertaining thing about the over-rated annual Ceremony.
We wait for the Famous Fuck Ups because that's the only entertaining thing about the over-rated annual Ceremony.
Just imagine sitting through a fucking 25 hour show with pimped-up, moist-eyed celebrities thanking their husbands, mothers and dogs for supporting them and displaying their acting technique by performing on stage to be all surprised when their name is called.
It's so fucking fake!
It's so fucking fake!
Switch it up a bit, Oscar ol' man! Do something different! I'll bet you a month's salary that its the same 6000 boring old members that vote every year?
No wonder it never fucking changes - break the boring tradition...
...show us some more tits 'n ass!
...show us some more tits 'n ass!
TANGLED COLORING SHEETS OF RAPUNZEL - FREE AND PRINTABLE
Princess Coloring Pages brings you two more Tangled coloring images that are free and printable - no cost at all and you don't need to join or subscribe to this page or any silly mailing lists!
Just click on the image you like best and it will open full size - then simply save to your PC or print. These are great coloring pages to give out as favors at your party and if you need free Tangled party invitations - then make sure you click on these words ' Free Tangled party invites '
Just click on the image you like best and it will open full size - then simply save to your PC or print. These are great coloring pages to give out as favors at your party and if you need free Tangled party invitations - then make sure you click on these words ' Free Tangled party invites '
TANGLED COLORING PAGES OF RAPUNZEL
These Rapunzel coloring sheets from the Disney movie Tangled are great - if you're having a birthday party soon, these coloring pages would be great to add to the party favors you give away - especially if your party is going to have a Tangled theme. If you need a Tangled party invitation that is free and printable, make sure you click here and you can print however many you need for no cost.
FREE PRINTABLE RAPUNZEL PARTY INVITATION FROM TANGLED
Simply click on the image and it will open full size - it's nice and big so you could even print it on to an A4 piece of paper if you wanted to and it would still look nice and sharp. Print however many you need for the number of guests you are inviting.
If you would like to make a 3D paper craft of Pascal the chameleon click on the image below and it will take you to the Disney page where you can open and print the PDF document.
Before you go, make sure you watch this cute video of pascal, Rapunzel's pet chameleon in Tangled. Oh and if you'd like some Tangled coloring pages for your party (maybe you can hand them out with your favors) you can find Tangled coloring pictures by clicking here.
TANGLED COLORING PAGES OF DISNEY'S PRINCESS RAPUNZEL
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