Mickey Mouse and Disneyland Coloring Pages

Mickey Mouse and Disneyland Coloring Pages

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A True Scot

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stonewall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes
they sat silently.

Then finally Sadie looked at the Angus andsaid, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."

Sadie blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed.  The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

Minutes passed and Sadie spoke again.  "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo aboot time for a wee cuddle."

Sadie blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed.  And the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
 

After a while, Sadie again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg."

Sadie blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee.  Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over
the loch before Sadie spoke again.

"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
 

The young man glanced down with a furled brow "Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time.'  

"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
 

"Aye," said the lad, nodding. 

Sadie looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request. 

Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"

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Prince Zuko - Avatar Coloring Pages

AVATAR COLORING PAGES

Prince Zuko - Avatar Coloring Pages

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Mickey and Mini Mouse is happy in the months cabit coloring pages

Mickey and Mini Mouse is happy in the months cabit coloring pages

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TOY STORY WOODY AND JESSE COLORING PAGES

HERE ARE A FEW TOY STORY COLORING PAGES FOR YOU TO PRINT AND COLOR. CLICK ON THE COLORING SHEET YOU LIKE BEST AND IT WILL OPEN FULL SIZE - THEN SIMPLY PRINT HOWEVER MANY YOU NEED - SO IF YOU'RE HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR EXAMPLE YOU MIGHT WANT TO PRINT A FEW FOR YOUR FRIENDS TOO.

I HOPE YOU TOY STORY FANS WHO SAW THE 3D MOVIE WILL ENJOY THESE  CUTE COLORING PAGES.

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PRINCE CHARMING FROG COLORING PAGE

HERE IS A  FROG COLORING PICTURE - BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT FROGS - ONCE KISSED... BECOME PRINCE CHARMINGS ... NOT!   :)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCESS COLORING PICTURE

Princess Coloring Pages brings you two coloring sheets of a princess - one has text that reads Happy Birthday - while the other one is plain. Click on the one you prefer and the image will open full size - then print and color!

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Avatar "The Air Controllers' Fly with a Stick Flying Coloring Pages

AVATAR COLORING PAGES

Avatar "The Air Controllers" Fly with a Stick Flying Coloring Pages

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55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 15

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man, Steveroni and Brian Miller  called 55 Flash Fiction Fridays.

Random Acts of Kindness 
Are Few and Far Between 
The pleasure’s in the giving 
Watching faces gleam 

Bestowing something trivial 
They never did expect 
A hug, a smile, a minor bequest 
Witnessing the joyful affect 

Never take things for granted 
As modest as they seem 
For someone around the corner 
Is ready to make you beam.

 FlogYoBlog Friday over at MummyTime.  Go check it out!  

Over at One Crazy Brunette Chick

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Princess Belle - Beauty and Beast - Disney Coloring Pages

Princess Belle - Beauty and Beast - Disney Coloring Pages

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Avatar the Last Air Bender Coloring Pages

AVATAR COLORING PAGES

Avatar the Last Air Bender Coloring Pages

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Trust Me - I'm a Blogger

Looks like I might be flying down to be with my mum in Natal next week as she's scheduled to have her Vertebroplasy on Tuesday morning.  My sister and I will be flying down with the girls to be with her while she has the operation - just to give a bit of moral support.  

Lets hope things fall into place so we can make this happen and be there for my mum's big surgery.

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Princess Cinderella Coloring Pages

Princess Cinderella Coloring Pages - Disney

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Update

This week I haven't been very well.  Woke up on Monday morning at about 1am and could stop throwing up.  I hate puking, especially when its projectile and comes through yer nose.  Urgh!  That bitterness never seems to go away.  Anyway on Monday I got ready to go to work, dropped the girls off at school and thought I was feeling better but the nauseausness lasted the entre day.  At one point I was sitting in a meeting and had to keep swallowing so that I wouldn't vomit over everyone.  Then I couldn't hold it any longer and just made it to the bathrooms in time.  I went home early on Monday and spent the entire afternoon in bed sleeping.  Tuesday I spent the entire day fighting nausea and laying on the couch.

I'm back at work today but feeling very delicate.  I hope it was just a bug that I have gotten rid of now.

It was parents day for Megan yesterday who is in Grade 1 and she got an awesome report!  She is excelling in almost everything!  They score them from 1 to 4.  One being poor and 4 being excellent.  She got all 3's and mostly 4's.  I am so proud of her - she is doing so well. My conscienscious little girl loves her arithmetic and is so good with numbers.  Her teacher is super impressed with her and I couldn't be happier!  Her dad said that for every 4 she gets, she'll get R10 and she can put them altogether with her tooth fairy money and get herself a Jay-board.  Megan is super chuffed so I guess we'll have to fit in a shopping spree this weekend for her too.

This weekend we have a busy one: two kiddies birthday parties on Sunday for the girls to go to, one football game on Saturday and a braai on Saturday afternoon. I was hoping for a quiet one but no such luck...

Could you ever imagine that two girls could have so much fun with an empty box?  Who needs to buy expensive toys?  An empty box keeps them amused for ages!

My girls:

Kaylin and Megan customize their cardboard box

Megan pulling KK around the garden

My Boerewors pulling Megan

Me pulling Kaylin at high speed

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Tripple Pokomen Pikacu's Coloring Pages

POKEMON COLORING PAGES

Tripple Pokomen Pikacu's Coloring Pages

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Twilight *** Bella Swan&Edward Cullen *** Coloring pages

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Princess and The Frog Coloring Pages

Princess and The Frog Coloring Pages

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Pickles

Kaylin and Pickles

Megan and Pickles

Pickles has forgiven us after her Saturday bathe

Then the girls got rockin'

Megan bashing the drums, Kaylin giving us some guitar riffs

Megan working the drums

Kaylin lickin the lead guitar - watch out Jack White!

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Thunder Pikacu's Pokemon Coloring Pages

POKEMON COLORING PAGES

Thunder Pikacu's Pokemon Coloring Pages

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Puppy and Umbrella Coloring Pages

Puppy and Umbrella Coloring Pages

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Women vs Men in the Shower

How To Shower Like a Woman 

• Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. 
• Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 
• If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas in case he wants to grope you. 
• Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc. 
• Get in the shower. 
• Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 
• Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 
• Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. 
• Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. 
• Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 
• Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 
• Rinse conditioner off hair. 
• Shave armpits and legs. 
• Turn off shower. 
• Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. 
• Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner. 
• Get out of shower. 
• Dry with towel the size of a small country. 
• Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 
• Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 
• If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 

How To Shower Like a Man 

• Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
• Scratch yer crotch. 
• Walk naked to the bathroom, cocking yer leg to crack a loud stanky fart. 
• If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. 
• Look at your manly physique in the mirror and flex yer biceps. 
• Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum. 
• Get in the shower. 
• Wash your face. 
• Wash your armpits. 
• Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 
• Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Try and squeeze out another one.
• Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 
• Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap. 
• Wash your hair. 
• Make a Shampoo Mohican 
• Pee. 
• Partially dry off. 
• Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time. 
• Admire willy size in mirror again. 
• Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 
• Return to bedroom with towel around waist. 
• If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. 
• Throw wet towel on bed.

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Jumping Pokemon Pikacu's Coloring Pages

DISNEY COLORING PAGES

Jumping Pokemon Pikacu's Coloring Pages

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Puppy Beside The House Coloring Pages

Puppy Beside The House Coloring Pages

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Armed and Dangerous!

Today we went to The South African Museum of Military History. 

The girls loved all the bayonets and guns, tanks and aircraft.

I enjoyed it too - its so well-kept and clean.  A great day out with the kids, very interesting and informative

(the hot chocolate at the War Coffee Shoppe was to die for)

Kaylin manning one of the big guns

Kaylin and Megan

Kaylin, Riaan and Megan

Kaylin Gillian and Megan

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